Stuff I found from my interweb adventures

slendurrrman:

wwwrealmofkobuchi:

chowderproductions:

wwwrealmofkobuchi:

dai-chan0713:

narcissism-and-marshmallows:

athneedadaykeepstheloraxaway:

blue-echo:

janelvalle:

chromiumbar:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

UH EXCUSE ME

Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

wow rude

“Illustration by Ryunosuke Kuroichi”

…. its a copic illustration book thingy… and im just laughing here right now

“Well Percy, How did you sleep?”

okay. :))

“I instruct myself, give her a little taste of what she wants to hear.”

da fuq?

“He’d been meaning to do it anyway, he said, and he couldn’t think of any other girl who would appreciate it.” Bluebeard’s Egg - Margaret Atwood

I’m not really sure how to take that xD

“She’s a complete bugger to work with, though, and extremely hard to ride.”

Uhhhh….HOLY SHIT.

“He made a gesture with his finger: unzip your pants.”

lols just lols well works with oncest.

The little girl held mirandas gaze but shuffled away a little,still holding on to the jacket.

….the fuck?

“Go and see them.  They’re old and frail.”

lol grace you have grerontophillia

“No, I hate you.”

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such is my life, i suppose.

At least an hour ahead or the night before, soak the shiitake in enough water to completely immerse them.

O-

Okay

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